Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Random Roadside Drug-Testing...

Scene 32: Ext, night.

A late model Holden Commodore glides smoothly to a halt beside a line of witch's hats, stopping easily despite the light rain.

A handsome POLICE OFFICER wearing wet-weather gear steps forward as the DRIVER winds his window down. The flashing blue lights of the police alcohol and drug-testing unit play across his unshaven face.

OFFICER: Roadside drug testing, driver.

DRIVER: Oh, no worries.

The DRIVER leans across to the glove compartment and takes out a small plastic bag.

DRIVER: I got these brown Scorpions from a mate last night; can ya tell me if they're any good?

OFFICER: Give us a sec and we'll test them for you, but from what I've heard, this batch are a bit smacky, but almost as good as pure MDMA.

DRIVER: Sweet!

3 comments:

walypala said...

Did this really happen to you?

Oh, hang on, you don't drive.

GS said...

Laughed? I almost wet myself :)

Richard said...

Most excellent!